ANOTHER CAMP I GRACED WITH MY PRESENCE...I AFFECTIONATELY REFERRED TO AS... " CAMP NO-SMOKING"...I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT WAS CALLED , ACTUALLY...I MEAN , THEY MUST HAVE HAD 1500 SIGNS SPREAD ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE THAT SAID..."NO SMOKING "...I GOT UP THERE IN FRONT OF THE LITTLE CRITTERS..."WELCOME TO CAMP NO SMOKING...NOW , GET ME A FUCKING RUM AND COKE"...WELL , NOT REALLY...I WOULD HAVE BEEN FED TO THE CHIPMUNKS...OR... WORSE STILL...THE CHRISTIAN EDUCATION DIRECTOR...IT GOES LIKE THIS...IN RELIGION...THE BIGGEST LIAR GETS THE LAST COOKIE .
I DON'T KNOW WHY...BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW .
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