I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE , BUT SOMEWHERE IN TOWNSVILLE , AUSTRALIA THIS MAN APPROACHED ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER BECAUSE THERE WAS SOMETHING HE FELT HE SHOULD GIVE ME...NORMALLY I WOULD BE THINKING THE SAME THING YOU ARE THINKING...BUT I ASKED HIM AND HE REASSURED ME THAT HE WAS NOT A SEX FIEND...( THANK GOD ) .
WE MET AT "VASUDIO'S"...(I'LL TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR RESTAURANT...I USED TO COOK THERE...AND THE PLACE WAS AS CRAZY AS THE FOOD WAS ORGASMIC...ONE NIGHT...THE COOK THREW A KNIFE AT THE WAITRESS AND PINNED HER DRESS TO THE WALL...THEN THERE WAS THE TIME...HE TENDERIZED A STEAK BY JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON IT)...ANYWAY...MY GENTLEMAN FRIEND AND I SAT DOWN AND HE PRESENTED ME A BOX OF CASSETTE TAPES...AND THEY WEREN'T "APRIL WINE" , EITHER .
LEONARD EVANS DID NOT HAVE AN EASY LIFE...IT ALL WENT FUCKALEE-DUCK-DUCK WHEN HE BEGAN ARTICULATING THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE MESSAGE OF JESUS CHRIST...THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT BEING REAL THAT SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE .
AS FOR THE MAN WHO GAVE ME THE TAPES...IF I HAD MY WITS ABOUT ME...( WHICH SELDOM HAPPENS )...I WOULD HAVE ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ANY MORE DUMB COMIC BOOKS I COULD READ .
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