IN GRADES EIGHT AND NINE...I HOOKED OFF EVERY FRIDAY MORNING AND DIDN'T GET CAUGHT...(LONG STORY)...BECAME A TOP 10 PROVINCIAL TENNIS PLAYER...PISSED IN A FRIEND'S SHAMPOO BOTTLE...BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME POOR KID WHO I RIPPED OFF IN A CROOKED CARD GAME...AND LIED ABOUT SCREWING SOME CAPE BRETON GIRL .
AS A FAMOUS MAN ONCE SAID..." THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE " ...( THE FAMOUS MAN WAS , OF COURSE , TIM WATERLILLY MCALANTUCK ) .
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