IN MY SEEMINGLY ENDLESS DECADES OF BEING AN ORDAINED MINISTER...I KNOWINGLY TOLD THREE LIES...AND I TOLD THEM ALL IN THE SAME PLACE...AND MAYBE EVEN THE SAME ROOM .
LIE # ONE...I FAKED A RAFFLE FOR A BIKE...I DON'T REMEMBER IF IT WAS A GIRL OR BOY...BLACK OR WHITE...BUT ONE KID WAS JUST SO KIND AND CONSIDERATE...THERE WAS NO FUCKING WAY THAT HE / SHE...WAS NOT GOING TO WIN THAT FUCKING THING...SO I FAKED IT .
LIE # TWO...I FAKED A FUNDRAISER WALK...NOT NEARLY AS NOBLE A REASON...THOUGH I DIDN'T LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER IT...I WAS TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT...AND THIS WAS MY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RETALIATION...IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF I HAD GOTTEN CAUGHT BECAUSE , AT THIS POINT...I WAS ABOUT TO DO MY OWN LITTLE WALK-A-THON...RIGHT ON SOMEONE'S HEAD .
LIE # THREE...GIRLS INTERMEDIATE BASKETBALL...I COULDN'T GET THE INNER CITY GIRLS TO COME TO THE PROGRAM...SO I TAUGHT SOME "SELAH" GIRLS HOW TO TALK WITH AN INNER-CITY SLUR...AND IMPORTED THEM...I JUST SAT THERE AND LAUGHED MY ASS OFF .
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