I HAD FOUR MONTHS UNTIL MY JET LEFT FOR AUSTRALIA...AND WHAT DID I DO ??? GO TO MOVIES , DRINK TIA MARIA AND PLAY BUBBLE HOCKEY WITH KIDS IN A VIDEO ARCADE THREE OR FOUR MILES FROM MY HOUSE .
APPARENTLY EVERYONE WAS GOING TO MISS ME , TOO...FUCK , I MEAN , YOU DO THE MATH..TWO GOING AWAY MEALS PER DAY FOR 120 DAYS...THAT IS A LOT OF FRIED CHICKEN , MY FRIEND...AND NOBODY CAN MASTURBATE ENOUGH TO WORK OFF THOSE CALORIES .
...THEN , THERE IT WAS...ME HANDING SOME COMPLETE STRANGER MY BOARDING PASS LIKE I JUST WIPED MY ASS WITH IT AND WAS LOOKING FOR SOME COMPLETE SUCKER TO TAKE IT FROM ME .
GOOD-BY NOVA SCOTIA .
( AND I WILL ADMIT IT...I AM A NOVA SCOTIAN FIRST...AND A CANADIAN SECOND ).
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