MOST OF MY CLASS MATES WERE FLIPPING BURGERS AND SHIT LIKE THAT FOR THE SUMMER...ME , I WAS TEACHING TENNIS FOR "THE PEPSI WILSON MINOR TENNIS LEAGUE"...IT WAS GREAT...I GOT TO GO TO JUST ABOUT ANY SCHOOL I WANTED AND PUT ON A DEMONSTRATION FOR THE KIDS...THEN MAKE A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY DOING ONE OF THE THINGS I ENJOYED MOST IN LIFE...I COULD HAVE BEEN SCREWING A GIRL RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COURT AND WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAVING ANY MORE FUN .
MY FAVORITE TRICK WAS TO SERVE THE BALL WITH THE RAQUETS PROVIDED...AND SNAP THE FUCKING THING INTO TWO...THE GIRLS DIDN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT...BUT THE BOYS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE IMPRESSED IF I FIRED A BALL AT A JET AND KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE SKY .
(JUST FOR THE RECORD , HOW I GOT THIS JOB WAS A MIRACLE...A FRIEND OF MINE , WHO I WAS HELPING TO TRAIN FOR THE CANADA GAMES - I GOT THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME - WAS TOLD SPECIFICALLY NOT TO APPLY ME FOR THE JOB...NEXT THING YOU KNOW...I WAS CHOSEN OVER AT LEAST ONE NATIONALLY RANKED PLAYER ).
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