HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY OF HOW I WORKED IN A STEEL FABRICATION PLANT...GOD TOLD ME TO TURN AROUND...I VIRTUALLY FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM...GRABBED A 60 YEAR OLD MAN...AND THREW HIM INTO A BURNING UNIT AS OVER 3000 POUNDS OF STEEL MISSED BOTH OF OUR HEADS BY INCHES ??? WELL...THIS IS NOT THAT STORY .
I WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH A FRIEND...TOLD HIM HOW MY MIND , SOUL , BODY AND SPIRIT WERE FALLING APART...HE CASUALLY INFORMED ME THAT IT WAS GOING TO GET EVEN WORSE.
IT WAS JULY 1999...I HAD JUST SPENT EIGHT WEEKS BEING TORTURED BY MY WIFE-TO-BE...( SHE HAD A HABIT OF FAKING COMAS AND SHIT LIKE THAT , JUST TO SEE HOW MANY TIMES I COULD VOMIT UP MY OWN ASS HOLE )...I WAS IN A PSUDO COMA...FUNNY THING ABOUT SELF-INDUCED COMAS...THEY REALLY PART THE WATERS JUST LIKE MOSES PARTED THE FUCKING RED SEA...IN THE WORDS OF YODA..." LOSE SOME MORE FRIENDS , I WILL "...MEANWHILE...THE CATHOLICS THINK THEY FINALLY HAVE A HAND ON MASTURBATION .
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