THIS RELIGIOUS THING ALL WENT TO SHIT...I WAS CAUGHT IN A WAR...ME AND MY FRIENDS AGAINST 30 OR SO "ASSEMBLIES OF THE MOST HIGH"...OR...IN THIS CASE..."THE MOST LOW"...ONE OF THE MOTHERS OF ONE OF THE KIDS IN "SELAH "...WAS APPROACHED BY "GOD KNOWS WHO"...AND WAS INFORMED THAT I WAS A 65 YEAR OLD HYPNOTIST PUTTING KIDS UNDER SPELLS SO THEY WOULD KILL THEMSELVES...THE MOTHER JUST LAUGHED...I WAS NOT SO AMUSED .
THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE DID EVERYTHING THEY COULD TO RUIN ME...FUCK...THEY EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN LITTLE YOUTH FLOCK DOWN THE STREET FROM US...YOU KNOW...TO STEAL OUR JESUS SQUAD AND TURN THEM INTO SEXUALLY REPRESSED DING-BATS .
HERE IS THE BEST ONE...READY ??? I WENT TO BED ONE NIGHT AND A DEMON FLEW IN THROUGH THE WINDOW...( I ASSUME )...AND LANDED RIGHT BY MY HEAD...THE THING PROCEEDED TO TELL ME THAT "THE BAD GUYS" WERE HAVING A MEETING CONCERNING ME ON THAT PARTICULAR NIGHT...AND WERE GOING TO...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED..."TEAR ME A NEW HOLE".
LONG STORY SHORT...THEY DID HAVE A MEETING...IT WAS AT EXACTLY THE PLACE THE VOICE TOLD ME IT WOULD BE...BUT THEY WERE TOO BUSY FUCKING AROUND WITH THEIR OWN HOLES TO TEAR ME A NEW ONE .
...I LIVED TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY .
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