IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT SPECIFICALLY DESTROYED MY LIFE...IT IS NOT A SECRET...BUT I DO NOT FEEL COMPELLED TO SHARE THIS SMALL BIT OF INFORMATION WITH EITHER THE GOOD PEOPLE ON EARTH...OR MY BUDDIES ON MARS...THINGS WERE SAID...LIES WERE TOLD...DARKNESS APPEARED LIKE WEREWOLVES FUCKING UNDER A WINTER SKY .
IT TOOK A YEAR TO ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE HAD DONE WHAT THEY HAD DONE...THEN ONE DAY...IT DAWNED UPON ME...IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF KEITH RICHARDS...( THIS IS )..." AS WICKED AS IT SEEMS " .
I WAS NOW OFFICIALLY THE BABY THAT WAS MISTAKEN FOR A TURKEY AND SHOVED INTO THE OVEN...MY FATHER , HIM THREATENING TO KILL ME...THE PILES AND PILES OF SHIT I SIMPLY PLOWED OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A VIKING WITH A HARD-ON SO INTENSE HE BATTLED AND DEFEATED SEA MONSTERS WITH THE LITTLE PURPLE PART AT THE END...EVERYTHING WAS NOTHING WHEN YOUR HERO , BATMAN...CHOCKS YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL .
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