THEN THERE WAS "THE MAGIC HAT "...I LEFT MY RUNNING HAT ( THE HAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY RUN...WHAT I MEAN IS THAT I WEAR IT WHEN I AM JOGGING )...BACK AT HOME...AND HAD NO SUCH COMFORT FOR THE RETREAT...A VOICE SAYS TO ME TO TAKE ONE MORE LOOK...AND I DO...AND THERE IT IS...COMPLETE WITH ROAD RUNNER WITH COYOTE STICKING IT TO HER ON THE TOP .
BUT YOU ARE THINKING THAT IT WAS PROBABLY BURIED UNDER MY POCKET PUSSY OR SOMETHING , RIGHT ??? WRONG !!! HERE IS WHY : COME THE END OF THE FIVE DAY RETREAT...I GO TO PUT MY HAT BACK INTO THE SUITCASE...AND THERE IT WAS...GONE !!!
...AND WHEN I GET HOME... IT WAS RIGHT ON THE TABLE WHERE I LEFT IT...ALL THOSE MILLIONS OF SECONDS AGO .
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